Beijing architecture is its own spectator sport

I kept this picture of Beijing’s Bird’s Nest stadium in my header for as long as I could stand it.

There is some stunning architecture in Beijing, but the Bird’s Nest is not one of those “wow” structures for me. It ranks more as a “hmm” or a “weird.”

Then there was the day I finally realized what it reminded me of, and I wasn’t able to see it any other way after that. Especially when I see aerial views:

It’s a bed pan. A giant bed pan. With rubber bands around it. Sorry, but that’s the way I feel about it. I know that’s probably a very impolitic observation, but that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

Perhaps I can redeem myself by looking beyond the Olympic stadium. Right across the way is the National Aquatic Center, aka the “Water Cube,” the Olympic swimming and diving venue.

Pretty cool. But before any of the athletes got to their Olympic venues, they probably landed at Beijing Capital International Airport’s new Terminal 3:

It sports China’s traditional red and gold, and the roof is supposed to evoke the scales of a dragon. Overall it is twice the size of the Pentagon, making it the largest building in the world (although I’ve no idea how that is calculated). It’s even Feng Sui compliant.

This is Pangu Plaza, dubbed “The Dragon Building”:

The tallest tower is the dragon’s head, with the four towers behind it forming the dragon’s tail. Not what I’d call jaw-dropping beauty, but an interesting concept. The New York Times ran a fascinating article about it, along with a picture of the entire building (I had to spank my hands to keep from putting it in here.) It’s huge (seven football fields long), still under construction, and contains incredibly expensive apartments, a shopping mall, office space, and a seven-star hotel (naive ‘lil country girl that I am, I thought five-star was the top rating). (Okay, I just read this is one of two seven-star hotels in the world, the other being Dubai’s Burj Al Arab. Remember that for your next Trivial Pursuit game.)

I’ve saved the best for last. My absolute favorite “Holy cow! WoW!” building in Beijing is the CCTV (China Central Television) headquarters building.