MSNBC’s Contessa Whatshername just reported a new poster is appearing in NY subways that — gasp! — promotes atheism! The horror! You could hear the disgust in her voice. Poor thing. She could barely contain herself.

What is our world coming to when atheists are allowed to post their evil propaganda right up there with all that good Christian “God Is Love” information? This is news, folks. This is serious. Atheists are exploiting that freedom of speech and freedom of religion stuff in our Constitution as though it applies to them! As though they have equal rights or something. We can’t tolerate this in our “Christian” nation.

Right, Contessa?