CNN anchors are currently discussing the possibility that a woman arrested this morning on a flight diverted to Bangor, Maine, had an explosive device surgically implanted in her body. Reportedly an inspection by several doctors on board confirmed that she’d had no recent surgery (although not all surgical incisions are visible externally … ). Any day now, we can probably expect the TSA to require us to strip naked for an examination to confirm we’ve had no recent surgery. Lovely.
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Good grief PT! Have they never heard of drug mules? They carry all sorts of crap in their bodies with nary a scar to be found! 🙄
Makes you wonder how things could possibly get any more ridiculous (but you know you can count on the TSA to find a way … )
Our tax dollars at work! 😉
I’m speechless. But I have one question…. how would she have detonated it…?
I’m so tempted… But even I won’t do “pull-string” joke! 😳
Thank you for sparing us … sort of.
ROTFLMAO!!!! You just did, my friend. HA!
Maybe a remote of some kind? Later reports indicated she was an “emotionally disturbed” individual. Ya think?
Put a uniform with a star or two on her and place her in the Dept of Defense and she’d be called a heroine.