This was just the laugh I needed when a friend sent it to me. I hope it makes you laugh, too.
And then these words came to mind:
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they’re here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterdaySuddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be
There’s a shadow hanging over me
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
Prescient, those Beatles!
If only it were possible!
Amen to that
I wish!
… sigh … If wishes were horses …
Dream on………
I’ll settle for just waking up from the current nightmare.
I dated a rugby player in college and they had a very crude version of this song. I don’t remember all of it, but a few lines were “Syphilis – it all started with a simple kiss. Why do I have syphilis.” It goes into a bunch of lines I don’t remember. The starts over with “Leprosy, all my foreskin’s falling off of me. Why do I have leprosy.” The chorus includes “Why I had to cum I dunno I wouldn’t blow….” And that’s all I remember. Sorry to dirty up your comments but it was a funny song.
Sounds sooo college!
Oops… *she wouldn’t blow.