Sleep well, America. Trump’s gone and Texas GOP Representative Louis Gohmert is hard at work in Washington. No more crazy ideas like injecting bleach to cure Covid. Now we have Gohmert suggesting we combat climate change by changing the moon’s orbit. Or Earth’s. And he’s asking the U.S. Forest Service to handle it. Of course.
omg
What’s the old saying? Cheer up, things can always get worse.
Absolutely
OOPS, he accidentally admitted that climate change isn’t a hoax.
You’re so astute. How’d I miss that?
I would think that launching weather-control satellites would be easier … just call Star Fleet for the specifications …
What, you don’t think the Forest Service can handle it?
Maybe if they had more brooms …
Now, now. You know those are reserved for cleaning the forest floors.
So, I cheered up — and sure enough, things got worse!
Don’t they always?
That goes along with raking the national forests.
This dude was dead serious, too. Just as serious as trump was about asking to inject disinfectants into our body to fight COVID.
And these people are elected. Doesn’t reflect very well on the people who elected them, either.
What a bunch of morons. Morons. And that’s being nice.
I’m of the opinion that the worst you can call them isn’t bad enough.
I think I heard that Gohmert chairs the Trump University Physics Department. He’s surely qualified.
Hmm, yes, that would explain a lot.
Let’s all hope he was out of his mind when he suggested changing the Moons orbit and he cannot remember any of it now he’s slept it off.
I always wonder how idiots like this get elected. And then I start worrying about how many other idiots there must be in his state to have elected him.
(Oops. Apologies to my friends in Texas. I’m sure you didn’t vote for him.)