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LMAO! These are hilarious! Some of them are very common and I certainly never caught onto it. Thanks for posting!
I’ve used some of these terms without ever realizing they were oxymorons.
The oxymoron concerning politicians, escapes me, as does the one for solicitors ( you call them lawyers). Must be getting old and senile
I must be too, because I don’t see any mention of either politicians or lawyers.
I assume you’re going to build on an addition.
Not I, but perhaps the artist will.
Serious Tweeter?
LOL! Good one!
Jim’s definitely got an add-on. Hilarious
One of the best I’ve heard. And so timely …
Priceless! I’ve shared this on Twitter,, and am about to share on Facebook. Thank you, Pied!
I think this is one of Atkinson’s best. I love oxymorons