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  1. I dated a rugby player in college and they had a very crude version of this song. I don’t remember all of it, but a few lines were “Syphilis – it all started with a simple kiss. Why do I have syphilis.” It goes into a bunch of lines I don’t remember. The starts over with “Leprosy, all my foreskin’s falling off of me. Why do I have leprosy.” The chorus includes “Why I had to cum I dunno I wouldn’t blow….” And that’s all I remember. Sorry to dirty up your comments but it was a funny song.


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