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She brings out the worst in me … again

Oh, joy.

Two entities for which I have no use whatsoever — that Alaskan woman (initials S.P.) and the National Rifle Association (initials N.R.A.) — are getting together over Mother’s Day. Well, actually, at the latter’s upcoming annual banquet May 14.

It seems the NRA will be giving SP a nifty neato new custom-made military-style semi-automatic assault rifle, or whatever you call an AR-15 with a .50 caliber Beowulf chamber. All white (Alaskan camo?) and dubbed “The Alaskan Hunter,” the rifle will be engraved with a moose, the Big Dipper, a map of Alaska, and the words “In Honor of Governor (you-know-who). ”

Word is SP won’t be attending the event. Drat. I guess neither the mean ol’ RNC nor the state of Alaska would pick up the tab.

I can’t imagine the NRA thinks this will buy them any votes in Washington anytime soon, but maybe it will boost their image in Alaska. I wonder if it means we’re going to be treated to another pin-up shot (no pun intended), this time featuring two Alaskan hunters.

Barf!

"There is always light if only we’re brave enough to see it, If only we’re brave enough to be it." ~ Amanda Gorman

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