She never said she could see Russia from her house. Comedian Tina Fay said that. But Sarah Palin has said so many other dumb things that someone should, and probably has, compiled a book of them.

I swore I’d never again waste words on this woman. So I won’t. These are her words, about Paul Revere’s ride:

He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed.

Unbelievable. Simply unbelievable.