Stay tuned for new TSA search techniques
CNN anchors are currently discussing the possibility that a woman arrested this morning on a flight diverted to Bangor, Maine, had an explosive device surgically implanted in her body. Reportedly an inspection by several doctors on board confirmed that she’d had no recent surgery (although not all surgical incisions are visible externally … ). Any day now, we can probably expect the TSA to require us to strip naked for an examination to confirm we’ve had no recent surgery. Lovely.