That Alaskan woman — you know, the one who ran for vice president not long ago — is still at it. She’s airing her family’s dirty laundry in public again (you remember, the underage daughter who got pregnant and is now an unwed mother because for some reason a shotgun wedding didn’t appeal to the father). But hey, it’s all for the cause (the Elect-Me-in-2012-Because-I’m-God’s-Gift-to-the-Republican-Party cause).
How dare that low-class Levi Johnston brat break up with Bristol Palin instead of marrying her! How dare he go on the Tyra Banks Show and talk about it! The outrage!
A Palin family spokesman said Monday:
We’re disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship.
It is unfortunate that Levi finds it more appealing to exploit his previous relationship with Bristol than to contribute to the well-being of the child.
Yes, indeedy, folks. A quest for fame, attention, and fortune. Lies, exaggeration, and distortion. Exploiting a relationship while ignoring the well-being of a child. What sort of low-down, publicity-seeking, self-promoting, despicable human being would do something like that?
Hmm.
Question: If the husband Palin, and wife Palin, didn’t allow the redneck Levi to sleep over (as said by her spokesperson) and get jiggy with Bristol Palin – how the hell was Tripp conceived?
Tripp is the second coming!!
Palin has nailed it!
We still have to ask who is the other Palin kids mother, though – still no word on that one.
Two miracle births in one family…?
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Doh! The second coming!? Who can compete with that!?
I hope she does run. It will be nice to have Obama in there for eight years.
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š I love your take on things!
It warms my heart when I see how we white trash all manage to find each other in some sweet way or other. Somebody shoulda told that boy about condoms and/or abstinence!
And I was just thinking last time we heard from the governor what a bloody shame it was that she couldn’t get BOTH feet into her mouth. š
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She’s still trying. But it may take longer now that she’s using a spokesperson to stem the flow of Palinese.