Odd the things can run through your mind as you lie snuggled in bed, fighting the entire “waking up” concept. For me this morning, it went something like this:
Did the pipes freeze last night? It was supposed to go below zero …
Figures I’d wake up early on the one morning Rich promised not to call. Dammit …
Why doesn’t Columbia still make jackets like my old red one? It was perfect. All the jackets now are too puffy, too layered, too too …
You go through your whole life not smoking because your mother said it would make those yucky vertical creases in your upper lip — and then age, gravity, and sleeping on your side do it to you anyway …
No way I’m getting up till the house warms up and the coffee is made …
Yep, the dog’s paws do smell like corn chips …
Okay, the heat came on. Good …
Damn, is it so hard to make shades and drapes that keep out that light! …
Ow, my fingers ache. Too much gaming yesterday …
Should mail some stuff today. Nah, too cold to go out. It’ll keep. Cabin fever creeping in though …
Why don’t they put mailboxes on the front porch anymore? Having to walk clear up to the corner to get it is such a pain … lil ol’ ladies shouldn’t have to do that …
Ah, there goes the coffeemaker …
In my head I would add “I love Tatertots” but other than that.. its’ the same.
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Damn, I knew I was forgetting something. Tots are the greatest — from Sonic, of course.
For the love of…. I nearly spit out my drink- Corn chips? CORN CHIPS! It is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true! I noticed that after another dog lover mentioned it- I smelled Cozmo’s paws and yep- it’s true! I said to my hubs, “Come here and smell his paw!” and he said, “Yeah, not happening!” lol! This just cracked me up.
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I had the same reaction when I read it somewhere else. But it’s true. Good thing they don’t smell like — say — stinky people feet, cuz my dog is almost 60 lbs now!