Binders popular on Amazon
If you haven’t yet, check out the reviews for the Avery Durable View Binder before they are taken down. The thousand or so reviews currently include comments like these:
I was originally going to rate this only 1 star. You see, I’m a big girl and I can only squeeze about 53% of myself into this binder. But then I decided that I’m not going to worry about the other 47%.
The product description and attributes do seem to be legitimate, just another innocent form of female confinement that most women’s bodies can block.
Please be advised that this is an incomplete product for the needs of a treasure of the lesser sex who wants to be completely contained and subservient. For those still above the recommended hobbling-height of the desired downtrodden stature for the gender-enfeebled, anything beneath the ankles remains visible and scandalous. One extra star for flattening and crippling the rest of the body.
Impressive product–you can show it off to demonstrate that you’re serious about hiring women for important roles in your company or administration. And the best part is that you don’t have to go through the motions of screening or interviewing female candidates that you really don’t intend to hire. Next time the feminazis come around yammering that you’re not hiring enough women, you just wave the binders at them and say: “We have identified so many stellar candidates, we’re just having trouble narrowing it down,” or “going through a binder this big is going to take us some time–check back with us in a year or two.”
You the man Mitt! Inspired by your profound profoundity I too am the proud owner of a binder of woman. She’s now perforated. . .
Faced with an onerous onslaught of political pandering, the public has fought back with humor! Bravo, John Q!